Plentiful supply beckoning often
As that road to oblivion marches right on through
Easily trapping those losing their fight
Desertion of willpower in favor of excess
Conforming to a society of abundance
Led to their slaughter by speed and ignorance

A hero waits patiently behind the shadows of hope
Joined by his family, so often forgotten
Primed to destroy this myth of un-cool
Willing all who have strayed to join his plight
Preparing to do battle on every street corner
Eradication of those who seek to poison for less

Polluting minds and bodies of the weak
Reeking havoc as evolution is tragically reversed
Destruction of the environment enhanced through greed
A species on the verge of permanent deterioration
Flaunting an unabated ability to consume
Non stop ingestion with so little thought

Captain Calorie, armed and dangerous
Savior to any who wish to listen
Preaching goodness in a world overflowing with obesity
Accompanied willingly through good and bad
Compatriots of nutrition side by side on the battlefield
Fighting together in a war that must be won

An army of nature marching to the beat of necessity
Sincere in an attempt to reverse the irreversible
Taking the burden off the shoulders of doom
Energizing lives lost to overindulgence and laziness
Ridding complacency from a society in decline
Bringing respect back to the many who have suffered